If you like your tan, you can keep your tan.

If you like your van, you can keep your van.

If you like your… flan! Even IF you like your flan?… you can keep it.

Stan? Well… huh. I mean, many have married a Stan. If you like your Stan. Even if you mildly like your Stan. You can keep your Stan.

Vodka cran? Keep it. But ONLY if you like it.

Your healthcare plan?  Well, I’ll let Barry take it from here –